About Me is, About You,                            About Us, A Bus, A Cat, A Man, or          Really, A Boy on His Way to:                      "The End..."                                            Whatever That Means...

Yeah, right so, about me. I live in a van 

the van is broken 

it's broken and it sits 

by a place aptly named 

the end of the world

the van broke down on the way

to fix it

now it's my broke down palace

everything I touch I leave in ruin

just kidding 

that rule is applicable in only extreme 

circumstances or when I don't know what 

I am doing like with 

cars and women

the two things

men love to talk about 

oh right also football

if I touched a football

I'd throw it off the cliff

and leave it to it's own ruin

to be shredded surely and slowly 

by the ocean

to find itself in many hundreds or millions 

of pieces on the graveyard that is 

the beach

but yeah, about me! 

I love the world 

I have a cat

that's about it, get in touch!